Thursday 7 May 2015

The Best Things Of The Internet - Part 1


"Do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain." - Unknown

 "How can i face my problem when the problem is my face" - Unknown 

 "I can’t go to school tomorrow I'm sick… SICK OF THESE NIGGAS." - Unknown


I Feel Sorry For You Boy

Jeff :"-10 for Gryffindor."

Ahmed :"you should love your fans as the way they loved you :( giving him an autograph won't take more than 1 minute"

Larry :"Plot twist: She actually signed the autograph and kiss him and the boy cry because of happiness..."

Jeff :"This could be right, just look that there are 10 meters difference between the 1 and 2 pic and the 3 and 4. just sayin."

Ahmed :"she only needs to sign! not to fuck the guy."

Larry :"LoL whats the similarities of autograph and sex ?? 5000 sign=5000 sex ?? LoLllllllll"

Admin :"LMAO u wat m8"


This Girl Deserves a Cookie, Many Cookies

Jeff :"She deserves more than a cookie, and the manager needs to be fired, if they were smart they would know feeding the homeless brings more customers and they should have an event for that."

Ahmed :"I kind of freaked out at the part 115° Then I realized this is a story from a US girl And they use Fahrenheit,Meanwhile on Venus, it is 300+ degree outside."

Larry :"Too lazy to read, I will come back when they make the movie about this book."

Ahmed :"Larry you're probably don't read books.... kinda sad."

Jeff :"A world where people don't read books is a world I do not want to live on."


Trust Me, I'm An Artist

Jeff :"Or the other side of the heart."

Ahmed :"Thats why I always draw pirates."

Larry :"Plot twist: The eye on the right is the other eye.!

Admin :"Best plot twist ever !"


Last And Furious

Jeff :"It will stop until they get no more Diesel."

Ahmed :"To be fair, last and furious would be a great title."

Larry : "Furious 11 " One last ride,this time I promise " xD "

Jeff :"haha .. Furious 12: I lied,One Last Ride."

Larry :"Furious 13: double lied.. c'mon guy let's ride again."

Ahmed :"Last and Furious 14: I swear to God and Paul this is the last ride (fingers crossed) xD "

Admin :"Fast and Furious 15: What the heck, one more wouldn't hurt."

Jeff :"Furious 16 : got'ya again , we will ride one more time."

Larry :"Furious 17: the real last ride and die"

Admin :"Furious 18: Why the hell are you still watching this?"

Admin :"Furious 19: Stahp"

Jeff :"Furious 20:paul dead,diesel dead,everyone's dead"

Admin :"Furious 404 : Not Found"

Larry :"Furious 9999: Jesus take the wheel"

Admin :"Okay we need to stop.."


That's My Plan

Jeff :"Work until you dont have to look at the price tags."


"If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost."

NEXT PART 2

Monday 4 May 2015

The Best Posts of The Internet - Part 3


"Sometimes I use big words I dont always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis." - Unknown 

 "Stop the alphabet at T cuz i dont want none of U." - Unknown 
 "I wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible." - Unkown


Day 2046: Still Waiting For My Crush To Text Me Back

Jeff :"By crush you mean the pizza shop confirming your order, count me in."

Ahmed :"Plot twist: It was his mom."

Larry :"I'm still waiting..."


A Man's Guide To Beards

Jeff :"Does no one see that that's Channing Tatum."

Ahmed :"And when a muslim grows a beard, he's being called a terrorist ! double standards!!"

Larry :"People without a beard are called "women"."


Im Confused

Jeff :"Down. You can tell by the edges of the steps."

Ahmed :"This cat is going places."

Larry :"It's going to hell, cause it's SATAN!!"


I am Groot

  Jeff :"LORD OF NARNIA: Star Guardians of Doctor Potter."

Ahmed :"Half Rengar Half Malphite."

Larry :"Delete this post before Hollywood sees it."

Love

Jeff :"Or buy a new lightbulb."

Ahmed :"So deep 'Murica is gonna bring democracy."

Larry :"Or burn the house." "A wise man once told me death is not the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside us while we're living."



"A wise man once told me death is not the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside us while we're living."

Next Part 4

Friday 1 May 2015

The Best Posts Of The Internet - Part 2

Because there will be a lot of parts in Best Posts of the Internet, I don't know what should I write to be the opening in every part. So I decided to add some sort of dank quotes in each part on my next posts.

The Ugly Truth

Jeff :"It would be hell of a sight if kings would fight battles on their own - Troy."

Ahmed :"aaah I Got It. the building became smaller."

Larry :"Any one who actually has been around the military knows this isn't how it works."


When You Forgot How To Dog

Jeff :"Do you even Doge."

Ahmed :"3 dogs 1 wow."

Larry :"Is that a mushroom or a mushdoge."


I Thought I Was Pretty Clear About This.

Jeff :"You need experience for a job. You need a job for experience ;_; "


Just Pakistani TThings

Jeff :"Racist at its finest."

Ahmed :"LMGO = Laughing my grenades out."


Money

Jeff :"Bitches be like i like him fo his personality."

Ahmed :"He can do better with that money, she looks like a cheap pornstar."


 "if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money i do just laugh and search with them nigga im broke." - Unkown.

Next Part 3

Wednesday 29 April 2015

Real Racing 3 MOD APK 3.3.0







Real racing 3 is now updated to version 3.3.0. this new update comes with new tracks, Chat system, new cars and super-cars. One of the serious racing game by EA (Electronic Arts) is amazingly well made Racing Simulator. 

 High resolution graphics and smooth gameplay is the key to success and pretty much its been success for this game since long. More updates more excitements. Big updates are the remarks of smash hit games. 

 It's a freemium game so of course you have to keep yourself ready to grind yourself playing same levels again and again unless you pay for the cars. Premium Cars and freeium cars. Real Racing 3 MOD APK 3.3.0 with Unlimited Money to buy all cars and upgrades easily.

What’s New: v 3.3.0

More tracks, more cars, more friends in the Race Teams Update!

* Willkommen am Nürburgring – Get ready for the world-famous German track.
* Race Teams – Compete, chat and dominate the leaderboard to earn huge rewards!
* Vive Renault! – With Clio Cup, DeZir Concept and the sensational R.S. 01 race car.
* Project Impulse – Reconstruct the Renault DeZir into a dream electric supercar.






What’s In The MOD: Unlimited Money (Using Save File)

Requires Android: 4.0 and Up

 * Apk + Data :
 - Userscloud :
REAL RACING 3 APK+MOD SAVE
- Zippyshare :
REAL RACING 3 APK+MOD SAVE 

 * To get the MOD working, replace “Character.bat” file in Android/data/com.ea.games.r3_row/doc/
* Download data files directly from game.
* You can simply download the whole game from play store and when you are able to play the game then is the time. now go to Android/data/ and find rr3 folder, in that folder you will find the character.dat file,that file is the normal file with your progress now simply replace that .dat file with our patched .dat file and its done.
* NOT FAKE NOT GAY


The Best Posts Of The Internet - Part 1



Internet is wonderful place where you can spend your time to make you happy when real life is full of lames, fake people, disappointments,  you named it.

Since i like to surf the Internet now I just want to share my best posts from internet like Memes, Comics, Quotes, etc and they are 99% dank, yes i keep it in my phone so i can share again to anyone who has never seen it.

There will be comments in each post!! yeah the comments, sometimes the  comments are funnier than the post itself, the comments will be represented by these three fictional characters named Jeff, Ahmed, and Larry. 

And don't expect me to post sexual materials cause you know you will not see it in this website. The next good thing is to check out these best , wtf, funniest posts of the internet.

          Body Building

Jeff : "Body building is for yourself, not to impress girls nor boys."

Ahmed : "They see me gaming, they hate it.."

Larry  : "Plot twist : those guys are gays lol"


Why People Hate Death

Jeff :"Death, why dont you take away Justin Beiber with you??"

Ahmed : "Gamers respawn anyway.."

Larry : "People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death, life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over - Jim Morrison."
Admin : "Nice Larry but because death = no sex .."


          Do You Trust Them?

  Jeff : "Cheat Gold 99999999 :D"

Ahmed : "For the glory of Satan, of course!!"

Larry : "They got money for war, but can't feed the poor -2Pac"

Admin : "It's freedom's money."


Hardest Things To Say In Life

Jeff : "He is naked. Thats why he got friendzoned."

Ahmed : "That's OK those are two different chicks."

Larry : "k, bye."


Honey!

Jeff : "I'm Honey and i find this offensive!"

Ahmed : "Plot Twist: that is his wife's ashes."

Larry : "Well, at least he has a sweet wife..."

Admin : "Better love story than twillight."


"Born too late to explore the earth, Born too soon to explore the universe, Born just in time to see dank memes" - Unknown

Next Part 2

Tuesday 21 April 2015

Gangstar Vegas v1.8.2b Apk + Data + Mod (Unlimited Money/SP/Diamond)





Gangstar Vegas a 4th installment to gameloft’s action adventure open world game series “GANGSTAR”.
Open world, action packed thrill ride that nobody wants to miss. ts awesome storyline and open world gameplay makes this game assured fun action game.With great updates comes great responsibility.
And gameloft is spending much time and work to make gangstar vegas more interesting.

Game updates are coming every 2/3 months with awesome new features and more updates are already planned.

In this version new weapons added like fire axe, new costumes and gang member limit has been increased to 50 members per gang.

What's New:
– Frag ‘em all with the Fire Axe COSTUMES
– The Firefighter outfit and Exoskeletons are hotter than sin HOT WHEELS
– The China Lucky Star & fire truck burn up the streets BIGGER GANGS
– Boost max members to 50
– Set Gang to “Everyone can join” or disable it
– Multiple leaders MORE
– Graphical upgrades
– Overall bug fixes & optimizations Minor Bug Fixes

Requires Android: 2.3 and Up

Version: v1.8.2b
* Apk + Data : GANGSTAR VEGAS MOD

* Install APK
Place data folder in SDCard/Android/Obb Online at first.
* When you run this game , please offline internet!!
* Because of the high-quality graphics used in this game, once it’s installed on your device, this title will use 2.5 GB of space.
* NOT FAKE NOT GAY

Monday 20 April 2015

The Funniest Tumblr Posts in History - Part 4


The Future Imagined By Tumblr


Eagles


Parenting With Tumblr


Look At Me Bro, Do You Think This Is A Joke?!


Why Am I Not A Banana?!


Inspirational Blinking


Dad Was A Hide And Seek Champion


The Friendzone


The Funniest Tumblr Posts: Funeral Plans


That Is A Long Time


Wiper Blade Anxiety


World History In A Nutshell


Weirdest Tumblr Post Ever

Via:runt-of-the-web.com

Monday 13 April 2015

The Funniest Tumblr Posts In History - Part 3



Weird Phone Photos


Ice Cream Truck Pain


Funniest Tumblr Posts: Internet Fears


Jennifer Lawrence Meeting Celebrities


Regular Humanoids Meeting Celebrities


Mirrors, Man!


How To Delete Friends?!


One Weird Ass Renaissance Painting


Cool Music Problems


Nope


Tumblr Gets Deep


Rules To Learn English

Via: RUNT OF THE WEB